Elle Woods “Seriously Disturbed” Birthday Card

Bend and don’t age, babe. This Elle Woods–inspired birthday card brings the glam and the sarcasm with the perfectly pink message: “Whoever said getting older is fun was seriously disturbed.” Featuring Elle in all her Harvard Law brilliance and Barbiecore confidence, it’s the perfect card for your fiercest friend who refuses to age quietly.

Ideal for birthday queens, beauty school dropouts, or anyone who still quotes Legally Blonde like it’s scripture. Blank inside so you can spill love, laughs, or legal advice.

Because aging is inevitable — but doing it fabulously is a choice.

Details:

• A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
• Printed & designed in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada 
• Each card is blank inside, printed on white cardstock and paired with a kraft envelope & a cellophane sleeve.