‘I Take My Shit Neat. Fuck ICE’ Bumper Sticker

Straight up. No dilution. Zero apologies 🥃 The “I Take My Shit Neat. Fuck ICE” Bumper Sticker is bold, irreverent, and made for anyone who prefers things without ICE—drinks, communities, opinions, and humor included. Sharp, sarcastic, and unapologetically loud, this sticker is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations at stoplights and parking lots alike.

Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, it’s built to survive sun, rain, car washes, and long nights out. Slap it on your car, bar cart cooler, laptop, or anywhere you want to broadcast your no-nonsense energy.

Details:

• High-quality vinyl bumper sticker

• Weatherproof & fade-resistant

• Strong adhesive, easy to apply

• Great for cars, laptops, coolers & more

• Perfect for fans of dark humor, bar culture & bold statements

Because watered down was never the vibe.

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