"Fuck Off, I'm Baking" Dishtowel

For the baker with boundaries. The “Fuck Off, I’m Baking” Dishtowel brings humor, attitude, and a little chaos into the kitchen—because sometimes the oven is on and everyone else needs to back up.

Made from soft, absorbent fabric and designed to actually work, this towel is perfect for drying dishes, handling hot pans, or dramatically slinging over your shoulder while you dominate the kitchen. A bold, unapologetic statement piece that doubles as functional décor.

Details

• Soft + absorbent cotton blend

• Screen-printed text with lasting quality

• Generous size for everyday kitchen use

• Makes the perfect gift for bakers, hosts, or anyone with zero patience while preheating

Cute? No. Honest? Absolutely. Let them know—you’re busy. 🍰🔥

17" x 28" (approx), printed image 10.25" x 10.75". Wash cold, delicate cycle, tumble dry low. Light iron if needed. Wash dark colors separately. Do not bleach. Towel made in India or China. 100% cotton flat weave dishtowel.