"F'ed Around and Found Out" New Baby Card

Because sometimes the best surprises come with diapers. This playful card, covered in sweet baby doodles (bottles, rattles, pacifiers, tiny socks), pairs a soft pastel look with a brutally honest punchline: “Looks like you literally fucked around & found out. Congratulations!” Perfect for friends who appreciate a wink of humor with their well wishes, because parenthood is wild enough already.

Original artwork by Sammy Gorin. Size: A2 folded card (5.5” x 4.25”). Paper: Matte, heavy cardstock. Inside: Blank. Includes 1 matching envelope.