"Not A Jizz Towel Dishtowel"

Grandma’s dainty florals, but make it brutally honest. This delightfully vintage-looking tea towel says exactly what it means, so your “pretty hand towel” stays pretty. Soft, absorbent cotton makes it great for actual kitchen use, but it’s mostly here to spark laughs (and maybe save your nice towels). A gag gift with unexpected charm, perfect for housewarmings, bachelorette baskets, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Because some towels are decorative, this one’s just definitive. 🌸😉

Details: 17" x 28" (approx), printed image 10.25" x 4.75". Wash cold, delicate cycle, tumble dry. Light iron if needed. Wash dark colors separately. Do not bleach. Towel made in India. 100% cotton flat weave dishtowel with hang loop.