"Please Don't Do Coke Off My Keys" Keychain

Your daily dose of ✨unhinged✨ honesty. This keychain says “Please Don’t Do Coke Off My Keys” in playful red lettering—because boundaries are important and vibes are chaotic. Clip it to your keys, your tote, or your trauma. It’s the perfect convo starter, red flag, and cry for help all in one.

They make the cutest gifts and are sure to be an attention-grabber wherever they go!

Details: Acrylic key tags measure 2 inches wide and .75 inces high.